I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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Goodbee
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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