I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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