Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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