we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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