nut hugger
I can text with my tongue
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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