I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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