she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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