He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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