Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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