You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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