But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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