happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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