i would punch a child for taco bell
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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