if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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