What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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