I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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