There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you inspire me to be a worse person
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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