Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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