i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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