I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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