We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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