She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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