Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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