First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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