Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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