ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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