Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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