Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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