You really coming over, don't trick.
If i come over, it means nothing
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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