so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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