Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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