My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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