The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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