idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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