Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
4 words: hood of his car
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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