i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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