She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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