whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
the gays at disneyland are vicious
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize