TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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