Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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