found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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