I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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