I accidentally burped into my bong.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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