It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's shark week go big or go home
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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