Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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