# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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