i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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