I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Randomize
