Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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