have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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