real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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