Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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