Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My vagina just recognized that song.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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