The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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